the rum soaked fist: internal martial arts forum

by **Azer** on Fri Oct 17, 2014 3:35 am

Michael wrote:I kept thinking about "The Thing" (1982).

Ha! Its a bit cutter than this though:

Oddly enough, this stellar sea lion boat invasion seems to be a very common occurrence in the Russian north east fishing fleets. I spend a good half-hour watching other vids like this last night. These 'all neck' like animals seem pretty damn strong. Look at the way this dog gets chucked out of the boat (@ 1m 22s), the dude in the first vid got off lucky.

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by **Kettlebells4U** on Fri Oct 17, 2014 10:34 am

by **Dmitri** on Fri Oct 17, 2014 10:41 am

Can't even imagine the embarrassment levels with this one...

An Italian couple having sex in the sea were hospitalized after they ended up getting "stuck" together due to suction.

The duo was reportedly taking an amorous dip near Porto San Giorgio, in the eastern Marche region of Italy, when the man found himself unable to disengage, The Local reports.

Red-faced, the entangled pair remained in the Adriatic Sea's water for several minutes before catching the attention of a woman walking along the shore.

She gave them a towel and the connected twosome struggled to walk back to the land.

A medic was called and they were soon rushed to hospital, where doctors helped to dilate the woman's uterus so the man could safely detach.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/c ... -1.1976303

by **Michael** on Fri Oct 17, 2014 11:24 am

Dmitri wrote:Can't even imagine the embarrassment levels with this one...

An Italian couple having sex in the sea were hospitalized after they ended up getting "stuck" together due to suction.

The duo was reportedly taking an amorous dip near Porto San Giorgio, in the eastern Marche region of Italy, when the man found himself unable to disengage, The Local reports.

Red-faced, the entangled pair remained in the Adriatic Sea's water for several minutes before catching the attention of a woman walking along the shore.

She gave them a towel and the connected twosome struggled to walk back to the land.

A medic was called and they were soon rushed to hospital, where doctors helped to dilate the woman's uterus so the man could safely detach.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/c ... -1.1976303

Can not believe this story. The human body is too malleable for something like that to happen, not to mention shrinkage of the male appendage. Have seen other similar hoax stories over the years that people dream up about not being able to take gloves off and such silliness.

by **Dmitri** on Fri Oct 17, 2014 12:27 pm

I take it you've never seen a pair of animals "stuck" like that

by **Dr.Rob** on Fri Oct 17, 2014 1:32 pm

by **Michael** on Fri Oct 17, 2014 10:15 pm

Dmitri wrote:I take it you've never seen a pair of animals "stuck" like that

I have seen dogs in this situation, but I can not say if they were stuck because of physics or because of love, and since I am not as familiar with their anatomy as I am with my own, and haven't yet achieved Dog Communicator Level Lassie, I still can not believe this story