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Who's Your Favorite Wank? (NSFW)

Postby Andy_S on Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:40 am

Mention of Star Trek's Lt Uhura on the Movie Quotes thread got my wrist twitching - she was gorgeous back in the day.

Who was - or is? - your favorite wank?

Some of mine:
Joan Sims in "Ice Cold in Alex"
Sophia Loren in anything (or, even better, in nothing)
The 9th, 14th and 23rd chicks in "Lesbian Lavatory Lust"
Whoever played Vanessa in "Vanessa"
Joanna Lumley in "The New Avengers"
Caroline Munro in "The Spy Who Loved Me"
Davina McCall, most particularly when hosting "God's Gift"
Angelica Houston (when NOT made up as the Queen Witch) in "The Witches"
The redhead chick from "Mythbusters"

Oh - sod it. Does anyone have any tissues?
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Re: Who's Your Favorite Wank?

Postby Finny on Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:02 am

erica eleniak in baywatch when i was a kid hahaha

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Re: Who's Your Favorite Wank?

Postby yusuf on Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:24 am

tremendous nipples :)
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Re: Who's Your Favorite Wank?

Postby Andy_S on Wed Oct 28, 2009 6:56 am

Hat tip to ye there, Finny.

Yes Yusuf, that is a given. But whose? Raquel Welch's? Glenda Jackson's? David Hasselhoff's?
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Re: Who's Your Favorite Wank?

Postby yusuf on Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:00 am

lol, i mean't that pictue of erika .. she has teh tremendous
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Re: Who's Your Favorite Wank?

Postby Harvey on Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:17 am

But Yusuf don't you belong to one of those "Non Wanking" religions.
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Re: Who's Your Favorite Wank?

Postby yusuf on Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:28 am

i'd be shocked to find any religion where people don;t spank the monkey
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Re: Who's Your Favorite Wank?

Postby Harvey on Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:42 am

As you can tell from my avatar i suscribe to Bishop bashing myself
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Re: Who's Your Favorite Wank?

Postby yusuf on Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:49 am

Harvey wrote:As you can tell from my avatar i suscribe to Bishop bashing myself


i thought that meant you feck arse girls drink :-*
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Re: Who's Your Favorite Wank?

Postby Harvey on Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:53 am

occasionaly a freind of mine owuld kick Bishop Brennan up the arse, Bishop Bashed, All good
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Re: Who's Your Favorite Wank?

Postby yusuf on Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:58 am

Harvey wrote:occasionaly a freind of mine owuld kick Bishop Brennan up the arse, Bishop Bashed, All good



no one ever kicked Len up the arse ..NEVAH :)
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Re: Who's Your Favorite Wank? (NSFW)

Postby bigphatwong on Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:55 pm

Condoleeza Rice
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Re: Who's Your Favorite Wank? (NSFW)

Postby Darth Rock&Roll on Wed Oct 28, 2009 6:37 pm

bigphatwong wrote:Condoleeza Rice



dude...that's like tugging it to darth vader....
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Re: Who's Your Favorite Wank? (NSFW)

Postby Martin on Wed Oct 28, 2009 6:58 pm

Too much talk, too few jpg. Timmy>
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Re: Who's Your Favorite Wank? (NSFW)

Postby qiphlow on Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:21 pm

Martin wrote:Too much talk, too few jpg. Timmy>

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